I am bread - Not so to-asy as it looks/sounds.

I am bread:

It sounds so easy; you're a slice of bread, and your only dream in the whole wide world is to become toast! You can do it! I mean, it only takes like what, 3? minutes or less to toast a slice of bread?

How on earth can they make a game about THAT?! Well....

...They can, if they remove the toaster.
...Nor tell you what the heating sources are.
...Nor how to turn them on
...And hide them out of sight/out of reach, so your toasy friend can flap along the walls, shelves, and whatever looking for something to toast him.

And, oh, if they place stuff everywhere that reduces edibility (5 seconds rule), and, oh, because you're a yummy piece of bread, your grip ain't exactly infinite, either!

So, here, that are the ingredients of "I am bread".


The game looks deceivingly easy, the controls are impossible, it is just infuriating whenever your piece of bread becomes unedible, again.

And, somehow, I just can't stop playing it; I keep trying to beat the story mode, epic fail after epic fail.

So I can finally follow my dream, and.... Become Toast.


Besides the infuriating story modes, there's also an option with a baquette where you get destroy everything. Which, well, kinda helps with blowing off the steam.

There's a donut race where you are, well, a donut and you need to roll to the plate as fast as you can.

There's also some Star Wars mini game I haven't looked into because, well. I'm a bit to obsessed with becoming toast.